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Sun Nov 7 18:18:50 EST 2004
I wrote this a while ago. It has had some revisions. Some of you have not seen it. It was prompted by a lot of questions about when I was going to get a job. People don't seem to understand that I have a full-time job. I am working in the service of the Lord. It seems they don't understand that not everyone needs to be employed for worldly gain. Matther 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon. I have also had scripture quoted to me. 1 Timothy 5:8 But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel. My family is very well provided for I assure you. Thank you for your concern. Employer: God Position: Disciple Department: Human Resources Duties: Recruit and train disciples Required education level: Perpetual study Experience required: Entry level Required skills: Will train Other skills: Humility a big plus Compensation: Abundant Life (Non-negotiable) Other compensation: All your needs (Non-negotiable) Benefits package: Out of this world (Non-negotiable) Educational benefits: Ongoing educational programs and vocational training provided and required Employment type: Contract/Full-time (24/7/52) (Non-negotiable) Contract length: Life (Non-negotiable) Terms of the contract: Complete adherence to all corporate regulations as specified in the employee handbook. These terms are non-negotiable. Copies available on request. Conditions for dismissal: Any failure to abide by the terms of the contract. Extensive opportunity given for second chances. Failure to abide by the terms of the contract may result in reductions of compensation. (Non-negotiable). Retirement plan: Eternal Life Opportunities for advancement: The best disciples will be a part of the 144,000 team. Working conditions: varied. You may be called to serve in prisons and enduring persecution. The best disciples may be martyred. Home office: Heaven Branch offices: Everywhere Telephone: Bible Fax: Prayer Cell: Holy Spirit CEO: Yahushua CIO: IAUA Industry: Life Primary Product: Truth Other products: Eternal Life, Love, Happiness, and many others Marketing strategy: Multi-level Next: 2004-11-10 Serving God and Mammon |
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